Howdy? I wasn’t here last week. I gave the keys to a girl called Bellah, I hope you gave her a nice welcome. Everyone deserves a nice welcome, no?
Forgive me, readers, for I have sinned. It’s been …. 72 days since my last confession.
A lot can happen in 72 days.
It’s not like I don’t have a green thumb. I grew up on a farm… Well, technically, I didn’t grow up on a farm… My parents have a farm though.
Get her some flowers. Roses are preferred. Also, don’t forget some candy.
Guys, my characters have abandoned me. My words are on vacation. Absent without leave.