Hey guys. It feels like it’s been 78 days since I last posted something here. Sorry for that. In my defense, I don’t really know what day it is.
Get her some flowers. Roses are preferred. Also, don’t forget some candy.
Howdy? I wasn’t here last week. I gave the keys to a girl called Bellah, I hope you gave her a nice welcome. Everyone deserves a nice welcome, no?
Forgive me, readers, for I have sinned. It’s been …. 72 days since my last confession.
A lot can happen in 72 days.