Howdy? I wasn’t here last week. I gave the keys to a girl called Bellah, I hope you gave her a nice welcome. Everyone deserves a nice welcome, no?
There are days where you wake up and your mind is blank. It looks like the Sahara. Just miles and miles of nothingness. Sand is literally coming out of your eyes…
Yesterday I was rained on. Water fell from the sky and pummeled me properly. There I was, in my tight t-shirt (because hii kazi ya gym lazima muone).
Eve and I are bored out of our minds and she starts asking me about last week’s post. I, like the man that I am, have forgotten all about last week’s post. Men do that sometimes, we forget.
A funny thought occurred to me last week. Not during the cake incident, there was nothing funny about that. But one day after my morning shower I looked into the mirror and thought, “Damn!”