Ride or Die

October 7, 2019 Mark Wambugu 2

There are days where you wake up and your mind is blank. It looks like the Sahara. Just miles and miles of nothingness. Sand is literally coming out of your eyes…

It Couldn’t be Helped

September 30, 2019 Mark Wambugu 1

Yesterday I was rained on. Water fell from the sky and pummeled me properly. There I was, in my tight t-shirt (because hii kazi ya gym lazima muone).

Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls

September 23, 2019 Mark Wambugu 8

Eve and I are bored out of our minds and she starts asking me about last week’s post. I, like the man that I am, have forgotten all about last week’s post. Men do that sometimes, we forget.

Cooler than Me

September 16, 2019 Mark Wambugu 10

A funny thought occurred to me last week. Not during the cake incident, there was nothing funny about that. But one day after my morning shower I looked into the mirror and thought, “Damn!”